domenica 13 marzo 2016

Winning the 100th LMDV @Bunker Disco Club

MOO MOO!! Last March 11th I took part to the 100th LMDV, Italian acronym for La Monta Delle Vacche (The Cow Riding, referring to the animal breeding and "cow" metaphorically meaning "slut" in Italian: i.e. "that woman is a cow" stands for "that woman is a whore"), held in Rome @Bunker: it deals with a big fully-naked orgy party between bulls and cows and temporary calves that took place in Italy some years ago and rapidly achieved resounding success so much that it started to move from Padua, where it comes from, to the biggest Italian cities, such as Milan, Florence, Bologna, Rome, Naples, etc. In a certain way it could be related to the German FickstutenMarkt (the Horse Fair) held in Berlin and elsewhere, where studs fuck mares. During a LMDV party cows enter first and got blindfolded, waiting for their bull to be fucked hard, but safely, who absolutely must not see how a cow looks like. Then, a third category appear, the calves, stood for by those who cannot make up their mind whether they play as a bull or as a cow yet. In addition, a fourth category is embodied by the grooms who are up to check everything is OK and everyone is respecting the rules. Once the orgy finishes, bulls are summoned to vote for each numbered cow and are in turn selected by the grooms (since cows cannot see during the party). Finally, bulls choose their Imperial Cow of the night, whereas the Alpha Bull is elected by the groom jury. To sum up, last Friday I was awarded as the Imperial Cow of the Cow Fair's hundredth edition and won a two-night-long dream vacation for two in a 5-star hotel in front of the Dolomites, UNESCO heritage!!! In addition, today I turn 29 and I've rewarded myself about this: it is so fucking nice, isn't it?! ;-) Here below, a pic of the award ceremony with my little Alpha Bull.

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