Eurovision Fuck Contest

"Italians do it better" is written upon Madonna's black T-shirt in "Papa don't preach" video, a song that could be suitable to win the Eurovision Song Contest in 1986: pity that Veronica Ciccone didn't take part as canadian Céline Dion did and won two years later in Dublin. However, some days ago we assisted to the success of the austrian  bearded drag queen Conchita Wurst (in italian Concetta Salsiccia) whom astonished wholly Europe with the single "Rise like a phoenix". Seriousness apart, here's my interpretation of what is a bird in a cage rising like a wurst on a barbecue set 😄😄😄